Sexy Table??

Here is the kind of thing that you don’t see every day.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

I have heard of some strange things in my years, but this is the weird of the weird.

How does one become attracted to furniture? Is there some perversion out there that revolves around intimacy with upholstery? Do some people date their lawn furniture and go on long walks on the beach with a table in tow? Is it love or was he just using the table?

Remind me to keep a closer eye on my patio furniture. I have teenagers.