My child's name

I have never understood the concept of giving your child a weird, (oops, I mean ‘unusual’) name. You are making a decision that your CHILD will have to live with for the rest of his life.

Kids make fun of other kids that have ‘different’ names. That is the way it is. It is human nature.

In order to appear trendy and cool, I informed Mrs. Troll that if we were to have a child, (Insert shudder of revulsion here.) I would choose to name it “Tuber”.

That statement pretty much guaranteed that we shall never have unprotected sex again.

I would not be surprised if she demanded that I wear a body condom.