Finally, a weekend home
I finally decided that I should take a trip home. Here is a short journal type thing about my weekend.
1.28.06 12:00 AM
I am on my way home for the first time in months. I just arrived in the Valley airport and suddenly remember why I hate to fly. This whole place smells vaguely of body odor and Pez, but at least the wi-fi works. The TSA line is always an experiment in humiliation, especially when the guy at the x-ray machine decides there is something interesting in your computer bag. He probably thought he saw some kiddie porn in the CDRs.
1.28.06 1:59 PM
The gal sitting next to me in the plane looks evil. I mean she really looks evil, like she has a spellbook in her handbag and a bottle of ‘eye of bat’ hidden in her……..nevermind. The man sitting next to me over-flowed his seat and pressed his flesh against me, pressing me into the evil woman, who gave me an evil look and pulled away as if I might accidentally infect her with a little nice. (As if THAT could ever happen.)
1.28.06 5:00 PM
I got an isle seat this time and the lady that took the seat next to mine is about the size of a hatbox, leaving me relative comfort. The lady in the seat next to the window seems to think I am stalking her because I let her get on the plane in front of me. Avoiding any possibility of eye contact, she stares out the window intently. I am often surprised that I can scare the hell outta people by doing something nice.
1.29.06 7:00 PM
Just to make coming back home fun, my stepTroll decided to wreck MY car on my first morning back and then drove it another 15 miles just to make sure that things were good and broken. This is going to be a mind-altering event for him because he is going to have to pay for towing, repairs, and new tires before I will let him have his license back.
I’ll let you all know how the trip back to the valley goes.
1.28.06 12:00 AM
I am on my way home for the first time in months. I just arrived in the Valley airport and suddenly remember why I hate to fly. This whole place smells vaguely of body odor and Pez, but at least the wi-fi works. The TSA line is always an experiment in humiliation, especially when the guy at the x-ray machine decides there is something interesting in your computer bag. He probably thought he saw some kiddie porn in the CDRs.
1.28.06 1:59 PM
The gal sitting next to me in the plane looks evil. I mean she really looks evil, like she has a spellbook in her handbag and a bottle of ‘eye of bat’ hidden in her……..nevermind. The man sitting next to me over-flowed his seat and pressed his flesh against me, pressing me into the evil woman, who gave me an evil look and pulled away as if I might accidentally infect her with a little nice. (As if THAT could ever happen.)
1.28.06 5:00 PM
I got an isle seat this time and the lady that took the seat next to mine is about the size of a hatbox, leaving me relative comfort. The lady in the seat next to the window seems to think I am stalking her because I let her get on the plane in front of me. Avoiding any possibility of eye contact, she stares out the window intently. I am often surprised that I can scare the hell outta people by doing something nice.
1.29.06 7:00 PM
Just to make coming back home fun, my stepTroll decided to wreck MY car on my first morning back and then drove it another 15 miles just to make sure that things were good and broken. This is going to be a mind-altering event for him because he is going to have to pay for towing, repairs, and new tires before I will let him have his license back.
- 7:00 AM
- 5:00 PM
I’ll let you all know how the trip back to the valley goes.
posted by MizfiTroll at 5:46 PM
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