If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Pondering the imponderable, unscrewing the inscrutable, is a waste of time. But there are worse ways to waste time. Take TV for instance. Please.

I offer these things for you to think about while you are at work or just to throw into a conversation to confuse your friends and get them to give you that funny look like your mouth just ate your nose.


Where does your lap go when you stand up?

When snow melts, where does all the white go?

Why do people go to such great lengths to show others how stupid they really are?

One can be said to be having fun, but what is fun? What does it look like or taste like?

Are we having fun or, in fact, being had by fun instead? What if fun is a parasite and just using our bodies?

If time is an illusion, then why do we still do lunch?

Why do people complain about EVERYTHING?

Why are there Braille dots on drive up ATMs?

Where do all those socks go that disappear in the laundry? Are they somewhere in space developing an enlightened civilization with the lost ballpoint pens?

Do you have any more?

Please share….