Denial

I was denied the honor of watching Emo leave with his tail between his legs.

The powers-that-be decided to let him go and did not let me participate in any way, shape, or form.

I think they were afraid that I would do the “Happy Troll Piggy Dance”, right there in front of him, a thing that few have seen. (And a good thing, too.)

I will not deny that I did the dance, but it was done in the safety of my own home while no one was watching.

He was replaced by someone in possession of an even lower understanding of what the job entails.

More fun for me!!