Jerry Springer

I think that we should make Jerry Springer a part of speech.

He has done more than anyone that I can think of to show us just how strange Americans can be and how pitiful most people really are. He put white trash on TV, and we loved it.

As tribute I think that we give him his own word for the contributions he has made to American culture. Here are some suggestions:

Springerlings- People who act like those we see on the show.

Springerfemmes- Young, drug addled whores who have nothing to aspire to in their lives except getting stoned, making babies, and possibly being on Springer.

Springerdoods- Men who are proud of their perversions and are happy to go on national TV to tell us of their sexual attraction to moldy bread covered in cheese sauce or their own sisters, daughters, or pets. (Also covered in cheese sauce)

Springerettes- These are latchkey offspring of working parents who watch Jerry every day for lessons on how to act when they ‘gets all growed up.’

Springershock- A condition that happens when something is just so white trash, incredible, outrageous, or stupid that it leaves you standing there speechless with your mouth hanging open.

Springerfights- Bitch slapping and name calling battles in which cloths are torn, breasts exposed, but no real damage is done.

Make up some of your own. Use them at work and with your friends. If all goes well, soon there will be a tribute to Jerry Springer in the dictionary in the form of his very own word!

Have a very Jerry day!