The sound of one hand typing

This has been a very busy week in the Wild World of Trolls

Nearing the end of this project has changed our work schedule to ten hour days, five days a week, and the option of working Saturday. This kinda puts the cramps on blogging. I have found that working long hours gives me a creative constipation. The thoughts are still there, but don’t seem to want to come out. They just thrash around in my head and confuse the voices that tell me to kill Gnomes.

Tuesday saw me wasting my lunch time to help a fellow employee find his lost lunch. He then proceeded to yell at me that I was playing a practical joke on him. I did what any good Troll would do and yelled back that I resented spending my time trying to help him just to get blamed for something I did not do and that I am sure that I could play a better prank than that. He quit his job before I could hide his tools in another part of the building (the roof) after having filled his lunchbox with fresh cat shit.

I have bad case of Troll Elbow and have been learning to type with one hand. This could be helpful sometime in the future if I decide to learn to multitask.

I forgot, Men can’t multitask.

Unless porn is multitasking.