Friday, June 02, 2006

Signs

In your community, do you have those individuals that stand on corners with signs telling you how broke they are and how grateful they would be if you would just give them a handful of spare change?

In the interest of honesty, I think we need to see more signs like this.

“Will lie to you for sympathy and money.”

“Want money for booze, drugs, and this really hot Asian whore I just met.”

“It makes me feel smarter than you if you give me money that you work for.”

“I made $36000 last year and none of it was taxed. I am going for $40000 this year. Please help.”

“Don’t even THINK of offering me work, just throw money.”

“Car payment due, please help.”

“Food? I don’t want your stinkin’ food!”

“Too lazy to work, will lie for food.”

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