SPIT

I send greetings to you from South Padre Island, Texas. (SPIT)

SPIT is hotter than the last time, but still seems to attract scores and more of people disposing of their disposable income.

This time I am actually ON the island. I don’t have to stay in the white trash park living next to White Trash Man and the Gnomes.

The island is a Gnome Free Zone, so they will not annoy me this time.

I have cable TV and a somewhat cranky Wi-Fi connection, so I feel like I am a modern man living in the safe zone of a third world nation.

Yippie fukkin’ tie one on! I might kinda like it here this time.