Bono

I have been plagued for the past couple of days with a mental image.

Perhaps sharing it will exhume the demon image from my sensitive brain.

Picture if you will, the rock star and famous philanthropist, Bono, probing his anal region with a Barbie doll, pausing in his play to take notes, them resuming. Near his head is a vat of something labeled “Butt Butter” in big red letters. He is obviously taking great pleasure in this pastime, and soon turns to inserting the blonde end first.

This seems to be the inspiration for his music.

(If you think this is nasty, then please remember that I have to live with this mind and you only endure brief glimpses into my inner workings.)