Another elevator tale

My wife and Mother in Law have become a bit worried at my behavior.

I was sharing a story this week about why some fella in the elevator kinda took a swing at me. He was not really serious because there were witnesses and he would get in a heap ‘o’ trouble, but I think that if we were alone he would have slugged me for real.

All I said to him was that he is a living example of why cousins should not breed.

Sensitive bastard.