Stupor Bowl

Sunday celebrates the fortieth annual football extravaganza. It also celebrates forty years of partying and excessive drinking.

I‘ve heard that this day has the highest rate of domestic violence of any day of the year.

Please have a safe and fun Super bowl. Don’t get too drunk. If you do, go to bed and get over it.

And if your team wins, don’t tell me about it. I could care less. I don’t follow football and don’t want to change my ways. Have fun.

I will probably go for a bike ride.

You go have your fun, I’ll have mine.