Airplane manners

On my trip back from Denver I had the honor of sitting in front of a very young girl that could NOT sit still.

In the approximately fifty-five minutes of the flight my seat was kicked 127 times, nudged 30 times, and pushed 12 times.

So it should not have been a surprise to her or her inattentive daddy that during the landing, when her stuffed bear did an acrobatic flip onto my head, it just kinda……..disappeared.

Her little probing hand groped between the seats to no avail.

She was very unhappy.

She whined like  …well……a little girl.

I left it behind to be found when I got off the plane.

I am not a TOTAL asshole.