Chap Stick and toilet paper

Another 900+ miles under my ass since yesterday,

At least this time I was in a plane, taking it easy and watching video, instead of herding my Big Truck and the Dog House across the country.

Yesterday was the annual gathering of the corporate masses to inform us of policy changes and to make new friends and offend co-workers. My company flies us out of towners to Denver to attend, making for a fun time for some.

I actually appreciate the policy of wanting workers to attend. I applaud the intent but I don’t like the fact that most of my co-workers look at this annual event as an excuse to get drunk and be stupider than usual.

I do, however, like watching to see who is planting their nose firmly into the anal sphincter of someone that they imagine can promote their career. I have come to believe that Chap Stick and tissue should be company issue for these functions.

I have noticed that those that are kissing and licking are usually the ones that are the first to drag others down and need help to get their own work done.

But now that all the nonsense is over, its back to the daily grind and helping the ass kissers get their work done.