Big Brother

The lovely and talented Mrs. Troll and I were watching a bit of TV the other night when I asked if she thought I would be voted off the Big Brother TV show. (If, of course, I would ever be stupid enough to submit to that kind of public humiliation.)

“Yes.” She replied, without hesitation.

“Why?” I asked, faking innocence.

“Cause you’re an asshole.” She replied.

You can’t argue with that kind of honesty.