Computer fun

I was talking to a fella at work the other day that had an interesting tale to share about computer ignorance and what kind of trouble it can get you into.

It seems that when his wife is not around, he (like millions of others) likes to browse the Internet for Porn.

One day he found a picture that he found particularly fascinating; a close up shot of an open and wet vagina. He decided that he would print this snapshot to use later when he was feeling lonely and ‘using the self service pumps’.

He hit the ‘PRINT’ button and nothing happened. He hit it again. In a flurry of frustration and male impotence he hit the button again and again. Still nothing. Giving up, he turned of the computer and went about his day.

Later that day his wife came home and turned on the computer and then changed the empty printer cartridge. It began printing the picture that was still waiting in the computer. It printed that picture twenty seven times in glorious lifelike color.

She was not as taken with the picture as he was.

She did, however, save one copy, carefully pinned through the most sensitive of female areas with a pushpin, above the computer desk as an object lesson.