Holidaze

Last night was the annual “Feast of Inappropriate Behavior”.

I attend two such events each year, one for my company and one for the Mrs.

The only reason I attend events like this is to observe human behavior.

Highlights from last night’s party were the “Ugliest cleavage”, “My date is old enough to be my father”, and the bartender that was hiding “Bartending for Dummies” where he could get to it when he did not know what he was doing. (Anything more complicated than wine or beer.)

The facility was “being remodeled”, leaving us to wander to another floor in order to void our bladders.

The food was as good as it looked, not a good thing at all, seeing as how it looked to be predigested.

All in all, I kinda had a good time.

Happy holidaze.