Cheaper than dating

I saw a billboard while in Denver that tickled my inner asshole. (Not literally, you pervert!)

The sign was directing people toward the local porno house/ adult toy store.

At the bottom it proclaimed in happy, bold letters;

It’s cheaper that dating!

True, blunt, and sounds like something I used to say;

Masturbation is the next best thing to being there.

Advertising is finally catching up with my sense of humor.

What is this world coming to?