Instinct

The lovely and talented Mrs. Troll is perhaps the kindest person that I have ever met. She loves all things great and small and even found it in her heart to love a Troll like myself.

But she does have a dark side.

Recently she had the opportunity to meet her son’s friend, a friend that has been associated with drug and alcohol abuse, a friend that is rumored to have recently been arrested for transporting illegal substances across state lines.

She shook his hand very firmly, looked him dead in the eye, and told him softly that if he brings her son down she will kill him.

She then told her son that she knows that he is responsible for his own behavior and can not lay blame on someone else.

My solemn advice to anyone and everyone; NEVER underestimate the killer instinct of a mother